Wednesday, June 22, 2011

THE BLONDE GUY

A blonde guy was about two hours from San Diego on the freeweay when he was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," answered the blonde guy, "do you need a lift?"

"No - I have to fix my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $250 for your trouble."

"No problem!" said the blonde guy. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the guy's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde guy walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the guy.

"What the hell are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $250 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!"

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde guy," but we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."

Don't blame me. Blame Doug.

UPDATE: Doug, the artist, (not Doug, the above) sent me the video below. He says, "Something for your Blonde Guy post. Both girls and boys can sing this song, provided they were born with golden hair (or spent a few hours and a lot of money with Michael)." Michael is Doug's partner.


Tuesday, June 21, 2011

NOT GONE FISHIN'

Perhaps I should follow the example of Penny at One Cannot Have Too Large a Party, who says she's "Gone Fishin'", except I don't fish. I'm not much in the mood for blogging at the moment, but if I say I'm taking time off, a matter will arise about which I feel I must speak my 2 cents. I've backed off twice from my blog in a rather formal way and was back blogging (but embarrassed) within a very short time.

Yet, I am blogging less, lately. For four years, with interruptions mainly for travel, I've been at my post on a daily basis. The best I can say now is that I will probably blog less, perhaps much less, and if I miss a day, or two, or three, don't worry about me. I am fine, just a little jaded with the news of the world, of politics, and of the church. I hope to be reading more - books and magazines - which hobby was once the love of my life, along with movies, which I hope to have more time to view.

And I'll probably see you around the internet from time to time.

Monday, June 20, 2011

HANGING BASKET


Call it Redneck, or Cajun, or whatever. The basket made me laugh out loud. I want one.

Don't blame me. Blame Doug.

Update From the comments at Facebook:
XXXXX says you'd have to make sure you didn't overwater "lest your cup runneth over"!

Of course, I asked XXXXX to leave the stage.

STORY OF THE DAY - ATTACK DOG

My aunt had a poodle she dressed in
little red sweaters with little dangly ball
things & I don't think it was any wonder
that dog was so vicious.

From StoryPeople.

YOU CAN'T COME IN


From the Guardian:
It was meant to be a dating website exclusively for the use of "beautiful men and women", where members ruthlessly selected and excluded those who did not match their definitions of good looks.

But last month when BeautifulPeople.com was attacked by a computer virus, some claim standards slipped and around 30,000 new members gained admittance. Now, in a move which has made those rejected "apoplectic" with rage, they have been unceremoniously booted off at a financial cost of more than $100,000 (£62,000) to the site's operators.

The virus was quickly named Shrek – after the animated film about how looks should not matter – as it attacked the software used to screen potential members. A helpline has now been set up with counsellors on hand to help the distressed rejects from the site.

The website is more honest about the ruthlessness of standards of beauty that apply in everyday life, but to see the policy spelled out in plain language is shocking.
"We got suspicious when tens of thousands of new members were accepted over a six-week period, many of whom were no oil painting," Hodge told the Guardian.

A good many of us are no oil paintings. But then again, figures in oil paintings, including some of the most famous paintings in the world, such as the Mona Lisa, may well portray people who would not be considered sufficiently beautiful for the website. As I read the article, I started off laughing, but then I became quite sad that we place such emphasis on outward appearance in our relationships.

According to the website, Norwegian women and Swedish men have the greatest chance of being accepted. British men have the least chance, and Irish men are not far behind.
1 Samuel 16:7

But the Lord said to Samuel, ‘Do not look on his appearance or on the height of his stature, because I have rejected him; for the Lord does not see as mortals see; they look on the outward appearance, but the Lord looks on the heart.’

Thanks to Cathy for the link.

IT GETS BETTER - THE CHICAGO CUBS



H/T to Jim Burroway at Box Turtle Bulletin who says:
It’s worth noting that Cubs’ co-owner Laura Ricketts is an out Lesbian. Your Chicago Cubs are now the second major league baseball team (and, I believe, the second major league sports team overall) to produce a video. San Francisco Giants released theirs three weeks ago. Boston Red Sox have also announced that they will release a video soon.

Take the It Gets Better Pledge.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

ANGLICAN CHURCH OF CANADA - LEGAL AND CONSTITUTIONAL ISSUES IN THE ANGLICAN COVENANT

From Canon Alan Perry, a priest in the Anglican Church of Canada at his blog Insert Cathchy Blog Title Here:
The Governance Working Group of the Anglican Church of Canada has released its report on the legal and constitutional implications of the proposed Anglican Covenant, as requested by the General Synod. In addition to the report, there is also an executive summary.

Definitional Concerns lists no fewer than nine key terms in the proposed Covenant that are left undefined. This is a concern because, as the report states, “the Covenant is more than a statement of belief or intention; it is a legal document.” Exactly. And as a legal document it requires clarity of definition. For without clarity, the report says, it is “difficult to know the full nature and extent of the obligations which would be undertaken by adopting the Covenant.” That being the case, it is difficult to understand how any Synod can responsibly vote to adopt the Covenant.

Under the rubric of Procedural Concerns, the report discusses seven difficulties with the dispute-settling process in the proposed Covenant. For example, the report raises concerns about the vagueness of the process in section 4.2. (See my comments in this vein here.) It also notes that the process fails to guarantee the principles of Natural Justice. I have also analysed this issue in two parts here and here. Furthermore, there is no right or mechanism to appeal a decision of the Standing Committee.

Even if you don't read the entire report, do have a look at the executive summary. It's well worth taking the time, because, as I see it, the document has implications beyond the Anglican Church of Canada.

Lionel Deimel, of the Diocese of Pittsburgh in the US, also comments on the Canadian church report.
Today, however, the Anglican Church of Canada released a document that, although it does not draw the obvious conclusion that the Covenant should be rejected because it is incompetently written, most definitely establishes that it is incompetently written. One cannot, in fact, read “Legal and Constitutional Issues Presented to the Canadian Church by the Proposed Anglican Covenant” without concluding that the text of the Covenant is a train wreck.

Lionel notes from a story in Episcopal News Service that the Executive Council of The Episcopal Church received a report from the Standing Commission on Constitution and Canons, which will not be published until later because, as council member Rosalie Ballantine said, “We’re reluctant to have it out there” because some people may assume that decisions have already been made."

In the interest of transparency, I'd hope that the Executive Council will rethink withholding the report, unless there are very serious reasons for doing so. The decision in favor of secrecy following on the heels of the Anglican Church of Canada's quick release of their document invites unfavorable comparison.

As Jim Naughton says at The Lead, "Conversely, the Anglican Church of Canada, which apparently regards its members as adults, has released its report...along with an executive summary...."

Transparency is the best policy, except for the gravest of reasons, and what people may assume does have the ring of gravity sufficient for withholding release of the document until a later time.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

STORY OF THE DAY - TWO WISE MEN

My great-aunt Clara told us once about
the time she was one of the wise men in
the church play & when it came to her
part she said we're here bearing
frankincense, gold & myrrh, heavy on
the frankincense because of that camel
smell & after that her father always
called it the story of the Two Wise Men &
that other guy & we laughed so hard we
had to pee.

From StoryPeople.

ANDEE AND KIRSTIN


Please continue (or begin) prayers for Andee and Kirstin, pictured above. Their story is at Kirstin's blog, Barefoot and Laughing.

Kirstin, may God the Father bless you, God the Son heal you, God the Holy Spirit give you strength. May God the holy and undivided Trinity guard your body, save your soul, and bring you safely to his heavenly country; where he lives and reigns for ever and ever. Amen.

We pray, O Lord, for those whom you have called to care for Kirstin, especially Andee. Strengthen them by your life-giving Spirit, that by their loving ministries Kirstin may be comforted and her suffering alleviated. Grant, O Lord, your peace that surpasses understanding to Kirstin and her caregivers, through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

THE REV MARIANN BUDDE BISHOP-ELECT IN DIOCESE OF WASHINGTON DC


From Ann Fontaine at The Lead:
The Rev. Dr. Mariann Edgar Budde has been elected bishop for the Diocese of Washington DC on the second ballot pending consents from the Bishops and Standing Committees of the Episcopal Church. Budde was selected by the clergy on the first ballot.

Bishop-elect Budde's biography is here.
Mariann has learned that anything worth doing takes time. Leading a parish well, raising a family well, being faithful in any realm of life and ministry takes time, perseverance and faith. The miracle of the loaves and fishes is the spiritual foundation upon which she depends daily. While drawn to prophetic voices that inspire change, she nonetheless feels her call is one of leadership rather than prophecy. Her vocation is grounded in the work of aligning the church to the vision of God, taking small, steady steps to transform our lives, congregations, and structures to better serve God’s mission in the world.

At The Lead is a video of her interview as a candidate for the position.

Blessings and congratulations to Bishop-elect Budde and to the people of the Diocese of Washington DC.