A FREAKY, FREAK ACCIDENT

Yesterday afternoon, Grandpère opened a can of Mountain Dew in the back yard, took a swig and put the can down briefly to do a chore. A few minutes later, he took another swig, and a bee flew out of the can, but not before stinging him on the lip.

GP seems to have more than his share of odd and freaky accidents, most of them resulting in only minor injuries, thank heavens. He came inside and said, "Guess what happened."

I said, "How did you hurt yourself this time?" with the big one in mind, although I could see that he was in one piece and not obviously bleeding.

Apparently, the bee was thirsty and was attracted to the soda can by the sweet smell and decided to have a swig, too.

"Take a Benadryl," says I.

"No, I don't like taking medicine," says he.

Before long, GP was back in the house with a bulbous bottom lip. Of course! I gave him a short anatomy lesson, telling him that the lips were not far from the throat (like the knee bone is connected to the thigh bone), and that he would not want his throat swollen so he couldn't breathe, and that I would rather avoid a trip to the ER. He took the Benadryl. About a half hour later, I suggested he take another, which he did. By the evening, the swelling had gone down quite a bit.

It's not easy being right all the time when dealing with a stubborn man.

WHO SHOULD MAKE THE COFFEE?

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew
the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we won't have to wait so long to get our coffee".

The husband said, "I disagree: You are in charge of the cooking around here and so you should do it, because that is your job. I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:


"HEBREWS"


Cheers (and Happy New Year!),


Paul (A.)

But I drink tea!

I wonder if Paul's lovely wife hears these stories every single day.

JESUS AND MO - MANY

From Jesus and Mo.

STORY OF THE DAY - BUTTERFLIES

He told me that the night his mother
died, there were storms & far away he
saw purple lightning & someone left the
window open & the room filled with a
swirl of butterflies & she slipped out
quietly without anyone noticing & I'm
sure the grief was softer because of that.

From StoryPeople.

GOOD-BYE, HENRY

Henry to MadPriest:

I'll meet you round the bend, my friend, where hearts can heal and souls can mend...

MadPriest lost his best friend, Henry, the Cat. I'm proud to have met Henry, who was a good cat. The small black spot on Henry's chin gave him the sweetest expression.

O Lord our God, we come before You this day in sadness. Henry, who brought MadPriest and his family so much joy in life, has now died. His happy times in their family's embrace have come to an end. They miss Henry already.

Help them, O God, to remember the good times with Henry.

Remind them to rejoice in the happy times he brought to their home.

Let us be thankful for the good life they were blessed to give to him.

We are grateful to You, God, for creating Henry, for entrusting him to their care, and for sustaining him in their love for a measure of time.

We understand that all that lives must die. They knew that this day would come. And yet, O God, they would have wanted one more day of play, one more evening of love with Henry.

O God, as they have taken care of Henry in life, we ask that You watch over him in death.

You entrusted Henry to their care; now, they give him back to You. May Henry find a happy new home in Your loving embrace.

As we remember Henry, may we love each other more dearly.

May we care for all Your creatures, for every living thing, as they protected the blessed life of Henry.

May Henry's memory bless their lives with love and caring forever.

Amen.

The words quoted above are from Riverbend, the Baghdad Blogger.

The prayer is by Rabbi Barry Block.

STORY OF THE DAY - BUSY LIFE

Everyone sang Happy Birthday except
Max who claimed he didn't know the
words. I was busy that day, he said, & it
really hasn't let up since.

From StoryPeople.

ABOUT THE NEW ROMAN CATHOLIC ORDINARIATE...

The Personal Ordinariate in the United States of the Chair of St Peter under the protection of Our Lady of Walsingham

From the National Catholic Reporter:

Pope Benedict XVI established a new nationwide U.S. ordinariate Jan. 1 for U.S. Anglicans (Episcopalians) who wish to become Catholic. He named Fr. Jeffrey N. Steenson, a Catholic theology professor in Houston and former Episcopal bishop, as its first head.

The new Ordinariate of the Chair of St. Peter will be based in Houston, according to Jan. 1 announcements released in Rome and Washington.

In a news release on its new Web site the ordinariate said that more than 100 Anglican priests in the United States and nearly 1,400 individuals from 22 communities are seeking to enter the Catholic Church as part of the ordinariate. Two of those communities entered into full communion with the Catholic Church this past fall after a period of preparation.

After 28 years of ministry in the Church of England and the U.S. Episcopal Church, in 2007 Steenson and his wife became Catholic. He was ordained a Catholic priest in 2009 and was instrumental in establishing the formation program for Anglican priests applying for Catholic priesthood as part of the ordinariate, which has been in the planning stages for the past two years.

Fr. Steenson is currently a professor of patristics, the study of the early Christian theologians known as the Fathers of the Church, at the University of St. Thomas and St. Mary's Seminary in Houston.

A sampling from the comments at NCR is below.

The largest and by far the most flourishing Anglican Use Parish in the US, Our Lady of the Atonement in San Antonio/TX has many members, probably the majority, who were never Anglicans, but came to them from other Latin Rite parishes, or who entered the Catholic Church through Our Lady of the Atonement.
....

WWJD comes to mind about the reason for their conversion to Catholicism? Is there a Catholic Church we women can join because we do not like the male clergy only of the Catholic Church? Would the Pope mind appointing such a church ordinariate so that we women can feel more fulfilled as fully formed in the image of God? I personally will welcome the day when there is a woman priest in the area where I live, so that I may attend a liturgy to help me heal from the injustice of the Roman Catholic Church.
....

100 priests and 1,400 people already have asked to join? That's great, 1 priest for every 14 members! This has to be the best priest to member ratio in the entire world. No, "I can't get the priest to answer my call" in those parishes.
....

Submitted by whiteycat (not verified) on Jan. 02, 2012. (yes, our whiteycat)

I guess the Vatican needs to bolster its anti-woman, anti-gay membership since American RCs appear to be going in the other direction.

At least those who don't like the new Roman missal will have an alternative!
....

Submitted by Grandmère Mimi (not verified) on Jan. 03, 2012.

What's with the members of the ordinariate calling themselves Anglicans? They may use an Anglo-Catholic (Sarum) rite, but they are converts to the Roman Catholic Church, no more, no less.

And I'm pleased to see someone noted upthread that a good many of these folks had already left the Episcopal Church or were never part of it.

The new ordinary, the Rev Jeffrey Steenson, was received into the RCC by the recently retired Cardinal Bernard Law.

How the ordinariate brings about any sort of reconciliation with the Episcopal Church is a mystery to me.

Correction: Rather than being received into the RCC by Cardinal Law, the Rev Steenson was ordained to the diaconate by the cardinal.

Not just anyone will be permitted to join a parish in the ordinariate. One must have been Anglican/Episcopal or enter through marriage or family relationship. Some might say that the ordinariate fails the inclusive test.

And yes, I'm late to the US ordinariate party which started on New Year's Day, but not for lack of notification by my trusty stringers. I simply wanted to let the excitement die down first.

The office of the Personal Ordinariate of the Chair of St. Peter is located on Shadyvilla Lane in Houston, Texas.

THREE CHEERS FOR JUSTICE JAMES C NELSON OF THE MONTANA SUPREME COURT!

"While, as a member of this Court, I am bound to follow Citizens United, I do not have to agree with the [U.S.] Supreme Court’s decision," wrote Justice James C. Nelson, in his dissent. "And, to be absolutely clear, I do not agree with it. For starters, the notion that corporations are disadvantaged in the political realm is unbelievable. Indeed, it has astounded most Americans. The truth is that corporations wield enormous power in Congress and in state legislatures. It is hard to tell where government ends and corporate America begins: the transition is seamless and overlapping."

The photo of me taken at Occupy New Orleans is a fright, and my enemies may well use it against me, but I sacrifice for the cause.

H/T to Charles Pierce at The Politics Blog at Esquire, who urges us to send flowers to the justice.

POINTS TO PONDER IN THE NEW YEAR

WARNING: Not 100% PC.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Have a happy, healthy, and prosperous New Year!


Cheers,

Paul (A.)

Don't blame me. Blame him up there.

IOWA: A MICROCOSM OF THE US - NOT!

The graphs below, which were posted by Juan Cole at Informed Comment, show the percentages of the various ethnic voters in the State of Iowa as compared to the percentages of the entire US. The crowd of Republican candidates, which consists of five white men and one white woman, is scrambling for votes in tomorrow's VERY IMPORTANT IOWA CAUCUSES, which Cole labels "Conservative White People’s Primary".

The candidates:

Michele Bachmann
Newt Gingrich
Ron Paul
Rick Perry
Mitt Romney
Rick Santorum

Who will win? From Washington Post Politics:

Over the past few months, Iowa has embraced and then rejected four charismatic front-runners: Rep. Michele Bachmann (Minn.), Perry, Gingrich and pizza executive Herman Cain.

Fickle, fickle Iowans.