Unbreakable

A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress.

Finally, to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, but it snapped with a loud crack.

Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the "unbreakable" comb for everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside."

Don't blame me. Blame Paul (A.).

"ISABELLE'S RUMINATIONS"

Please read Queen Isabelle's account of her visit to our house. Amelia wrote a glowing account of the visit also, but HERS is a bit de trop, if you know what I mean. SHE praises us far too much. Izzie's account is more realistic. A tidbit to entice you to read the entire post:

The next day I got bacon for breakfast and not only that I got the bacon fat poured on my kibble. Boy did that taste really good. Grandpere is a good cook. SHE and Grandmere went to church and I stayed home with Grandpere, who was really nice to me.

Do read HER account, also.

It was so much fun to meet the esteemed doyen of bloggers, Grandmere Mimi and her very dear husband Grandpere.

See what I mean about over-the-top?

What can I say? I'm kinda, sorta lovin' it.

HOW YOU CAN HELP IN HAITI

An injured man carries his dead daughter on Jan. 13. People pulled bodies from collapsed homes, covering them with sheets by the side of the road.

First, all you praying people, pray for the people in Haiti, those who live there and those who will be helping in the recovery from the devastation from the earthquake.

I'm donating to the two charities below.

Episcopal Relief and Development

Doctors Without Borders (Médecins sans Frontières)

You may choose your own organization. Charity Navigator lists non-profits who will be giving aid in Haiti, along with their ratings according to the percentages of the donations that go to overhead and the percentages that go toward the people who need help.



A man calls for help as he struggles to escape the rubble at Port-au-Prince University on Jan. 13. Most of Haiti's 9 million people are desperately poor, and after years of political instability the country has no real construction standards.

Images from MSNBC News.

UPDATE: From the White House:

Americans trying to locate family members in Haiti are encouraged to contact the State Department at (888) 407-4747.

Pray For The People In Haiti

A 7.0 earthquake struck Haiti earlier today. The situation looks bad. No power, the main hospital in Port-au-Prince collapsed, fires. Many injuries, people trapped in rubble. Capitol city largely destroyed.


Father, look with mercy on your people in Haiti. Send them help; relieve their suffering; bring order out of chaos. We pray in the name of your son, Jesus Christ in unity with the Holy Spirit. Amen.

BANNED AT STAND FIRM

 

The comment above is what got me labeled a troll and banned at Stand Firm back in December. Before it was deleted, I captured the comment in a screen shot. My words were in response to a post by Sarah Hey titled "Upper South Carolina Clergy; Lay Leaders Elect Revisionist As Bishop, Choose Further Decline" and the comments which followed. Sorry, no link. What remains instead of my comment is shown below, also from a screen shot.

 

The Bible verse cited below the comment box is Matthew 5:43-45

‘You have heard that it was said, “You shall love your neighbour and hate your enemy.” But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be children of your Father in heaven; for he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the righteous and on the unrighteous.

Am I the only person who detects a bit of dissonance here? Mind you, I don't care about being banned from SF, because I registered only recently to comment about the election in the Diocese of Louisiana of Bishop-elect Morris Thompson, who was being dissed over there. I left a couple of comments saying something to the effect that we could give Bishop Thompson a chance, pray for him, that the Diocese of Louisiana is not in imminent danger of death, and that's it, after which Sarah Hey labeled me a "known raving revisionist".

Then, I went back when the author of the post and the commenters were trashing Bishop-elect Andrew Waldo of the Diocese of Upper South Carolina, which is Sarah Hey's diocese, and I only got so far as the above comment. It's probably a good thing that I'm banned, because the atmosphere at SF feels toxic to me.

So why this post? I don't really know. For the record?

"ALASKA ANNOUNCES NOMINEES...."

From Ann Fontaine at The Lead:

The Search Committee of the Diocese of Alaska posted the list of nominees for election as their next bishop:

The Rev. Canon Virginia "Ginny" Doctor, Canon to the Ordinary for the Diocese of Alaska and assisting vicar at St. James Mission in Tanana, Alaska
The Very Rev. Mark Lattime, Rector, St. Michael's Episcopal Church, Diocese of Rochester, Geneseo, NY
The Very Rev. Timothy W. Sexton, Provost/Canon Administrator, Cathedral Church of St. Andrew, Honolulu, HI
The Rev. Suzanne Elizabeth Watson, Christ and Holy Trinity Episcopal Church, Westport, CT

More information on each nominee can be found at the Search website. There is also a process for nomination by petition which may add nominees to the list.

I've added the Episcopal Diocese of Alaska to the prayer for the election of a bishop on the sidebar of WB.

FEAST OF ST. AELRED

When I was in the north of England last year, I wrote at Wounded Bird about my visit to Rievaulx Abbeny.

We arrived at Rievaulx Abbey. Oh my! What a beautiful place. Mrs MP and I toured the Abbey while MP exercised the collies. What a holy place. I could sense the presence of many saints from the past who prayed there, and the prayers seemed to linger in the abbey. I thought of our blog friend Prior Aelred of St. Gregory's Abbey, because his namesake was abbot of Rievaulx Abbey.

Readings:

Psalm 36:5-10
Ruth 1:15-18
Philippians 2:1-4
Mark 12:28-34a




PRAYER:

Almighty God, you endowed the abbot Aelred with the gift of Christian friendship and the wisdom to lead others in the way of holiness: Grant to your people that same spirit of mutual affection, that, in loving one another, we may know the love of Christ and rejoice in the gift of your eternal goodness; through the same Jesus Christ our Savior, who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and for ever. Amen.

Image of Aelred from The Lectionary.

STORY OF THE DAY - WAITING

I don't mind waiting for a little while, he
said, if I get a treat in the end. What do
you think is a treat? I said. Not having to
wait too long, he said & I had to give him
points for honesty.


From StoryPeople.

I'd say Grandpère could have written this little story, but he minds very much waiting for a little while.

"Ah, there's Good News Tonight!"...About Myron

Gabriel Heater was a radio personality many years ago and this was the way he opened his show.

The Good News is this. Myron is being discharged from Bryn Mawr Rehab Hospital on Thursday January 14Th. He has been making really stellar progress with his PT. His speech and his mental acuity is clearer. The feeding tube was removed today, so he is putting on weight. Visiting nurses will come to the house on Friday to assess his needs, and arrange for PT and OT, speech and cognitive therapists. There may be a personal aide also. So most of his care will be done at home for now.

Maryann, my sister-in-law is so excited and a little nervous too. He has made such great strides since August 20Th when the accident occured.

I will continue to keep you posted as news occurs.

Blessings to you all,

Sue

Thank you for passing on the good news, Sue. I'm so very pleased for Myron and his family.

Prayer Request

From Arkansas Hillbilly:

Could you all please pray for Chris (Mrs. H.)? She's having a really tough bout with depression at the moment and I am worried. Thank you.

O God, the strength of the weak and the comfort of sufferers: Mercifully accept our prayers, and grant to your servant Chris (Mrs. H.) the help of your power, that her sickness may be turned into health, and our sorrow into joy; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.